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Monday, November 14, 2005

Can't Be ARRSE'd

I've promised Mrs Soldier a night without blogging tonight - anniversaries only come but once a year so I suppose she deserves it. In the interim I'll leave you with a couple of entries from the ARRSE dictionary that make me chuckle:

AquaFresh - nickname for an incompetent Sgt - ie he’s a tube with three stripes.
Break the seal - First p1ss of the evening, usually take three or four pints of wifebeater, seal breaks and you're on the lavatory every five minutes.

Cake and Arse Party - Used to describe a job/mission that no longer resembles normality i.e its gone pear shaped. Young officers tend to give out open invites to such functions.

Flogging On - Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.

Horizontal Time Accelerator - Another method of describing the Sleeping Bag.

I take no credit for any of the above - it's all from the funny people at ARRSE.


Blogger zilla said...

Happy anniversary and many happy returns.

"Flogging on." Heeheehee. Thanks for the smile.

9:39 pm  
Blogger MuppetLord said...

Happy anniversary!

11:31 pm  
Blogger greavsie said...

Let's hope you passed muster.

1:08 pm  
Anonymous Pat said...

Being congenitally nosy - wonder which anniversary? Hope you remembered the chocolates and champagne!

4:47 pm  
Blogger Universal Soldier said...

Greavise - I like to think so ;)

Pat - the 7th - we're shortly reaching the point in my memoir where I meet Mrs Soldier.

5:53 pm  
Blogger Monica said...

Happy Anniversary!

9:12 pm  
Blogger Cheryl said...

Happy Anniversary!

10:22 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

' Captain Tuesday ' BAFF's gravelly voiced radio interview representative is in fact Tony Cooke AAC, who is better known on ARRSE as The Lord Flasheart. Not a lot of people know that.

7:56 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The above poster (Jeannie Armstrong - serial liar and wannabe charity oraganiser) is quite quite wrong.

I know this because I am Captain Tuesday. This 'Tony Cooke' character has been maligned.

Thanks for the great site. ARRSE rocks!

6:40 pm  

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