Can't Be ARRSE'd

I've promised Mrs Soldier a night without blogging tonight - anniversaries only come but once a year so I suppose she deserves it. In the interim I'll leave you with a couple of entries from the ARRSE dictionary that make me chuckle:

AquaFresh - nickname for an incompetent Sgt - ie he’s a tube with three stripes.

Break the seal - First p1ss of the evening, usually take three or four pints of wifebeater, seal breaks and you're on the lavatory every five minutes.

Cake and Arse Party - Used to describe a job/mission that no longer resembles normality i.e its gone pear shaped. Young officers tend to give out open invites to such functions.

Flogging On - Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.

Horizontal Time Accelerator - Another method of describing the Sleeping Bag.

I take no credit for any of the above - it's all from the funny people at ARRSE.