My Friend Fancies You
A mass of red hair was approaching me.
'Oh s**t is she coming to talk to me,' I thought.
I agree not the most romantic of thoughts. I really really did want to talk to her but I didn't know what to say.
Neither of us can remember (and we've been wracking our brains) as to what she did actually say. My reply was the highly original (I feel a Nobel prize for literature coming on already) - 'Can I get you a drink?'
To my surprise, and now to her eternal disgust, she declined. Neither of us can really remember what we chatted about. The fact that earlier someone had spilt a drink and she had sat in it came up. She even stood up and showed me her bum without me asking. I remember that one at least.
The one thing that never, ever, ever came up in conversation was that originally she'd come over to ask me if I fancied her friend.
In her own words - "I got there and forgot what I'd come for."
'Oh s**t is she coming to talk to me,' I thought.
I agree not the most romantic of thoughts. I really really did want to talk to her but I didn't know what to say.
Neither of us can remember (and we've been wracking our brains) as to what she did actually say. My reply was the highly original (I feel a Nobel prize for literature coming on already) - 'Can I get you a drink?'
To my surprise, and now to her eternal disgust, she declined. Neither of us can really remember what we chatted about. The fact that earlier someone had spilt a drink and she had sat in it came up. She even stood up and showed me her bum without me asking. I remember that one at least.
The one thing that never, ever, ever came up in conversation was that originally she'd come over to ask me if I fancied her friend.
In her own words - "I got there and forgot what I'd come for."
9 Comments:
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
You obviously made an impression.
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Just think babes you have been stuck with me ever since. Just the 9 Years later all but 9days.
'She declined'. I recognise that contrariness where you put off the ones you most fancy. However if she showed you her bum without you asking she must have realised you were the one.
Finally! I think I must have checked 8 times since yesterday ;-)
Love it! It's very sweet. I think we all go through some version of "holy cow, what am I gonna say?" when we fancy someone.
Also love the color picture!
I love the stuff you can't make up. Life is an interesting thing lived by many an interesting person.
Sounds perfect.
Hmm, flirty fishing. It should be banned ;-)
Well, she might have declined the drink, but she still stayed to chat. And show you her bum :-)
Muppetlord - It was a good thing - deffo.
FJL - thanks.
GU - 9 years - I'd have got less for manslaughter.
Pat - to this day she can't believe she turned down a free drink. It's very unlike her.
Kath - cheers.
Plark - I like your way of putting that.
Greavsie - either that or they should get a permit.
GG - And what a lovely bum it is.
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