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Thursday, January 26, 2006


I looked down at her lying on the floor.

Right now she wasn't looking her best. Her hair was a mess and even kneeling next to her I could smell the sickly sweet stench of alcohol coming from her mouth.

Ah well - in for a penny in for a pound.

I carefully opened her shirt, running one hand down over her bare breast.

I leaned down towards her.

Our lips met. The alcohol stink was worse now. Our lips joined for a brief moment before I pulled away.

"I don't think I can do this," I thought to myself. I tried again and this time she responded.

A murmur of approval echoed around the room.

"Well done Pte ******."

We were being taught CPR again and I was the first one to try my hand at 'The Kiss of Life' on Annie, as the resusitation doll was affectionately known.


Blogger greavsie said...

It works better if you don't use your tongue too.

6:05 pm  
Blogger Katy Newton said...

We all like to save money wherever possible, but to me an entire platoon sharing a rubber woman is an economy too far.

7:03 pm  
Blogger Universal Soldier said...

Greavsie - so that's where I've been going wrong.

Katy - well with MOD cutbacks......

7:22 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Annie has many sisters.. I think I mahavemet her. hehe

9:02 pm  
Blogger Universal Soldier said...

Lennie - I've heard they get around a bit.

7:37 am  
Blogger PI said...

Ooh my word! I thought I'd happened on a naughty blog. Such a relief to find it's you. I've often wondered if I could do it to someone who was smelly. I don't think I could. I mean resuscitation.

11:24 am  
Blogger Universal Soldier said...

PI - Fortunately never had to find out.

2:17 pm  
Anonymous Z said...

There was something vaguely disturbing about that post.
Have you been reading those 'How To Write?' books - where it says stuff like - "start your story with something that will capture the attention of the sick nation?"

12:59 pm  

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