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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Language Lessons

I was one of the 'lucky few' selected for a weeks intensive Serbo-Croat language training. The teacher was herself a refugee from the conflict who was now making a decent living teaching the British Army.

Phrases I Learnt Which I Thought Might Come In Handy*:

  • Hello, my name is.....
  • British Army, stop or I fire.
  • Put down the weapon.
  • That place is dangerous - it is mined.
Phrases I Learnt Which I Didn't Think Would Come In Handy**:

  • I'd like a double en-suite room please.
  • A table for two.
  • We are ready to order now.
  • Can I have the bill please.
* - Actually I only used the first and last.
** - I hope to get to use some of these in the future.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great post, made me smile! I took 3 years of Spanish in high school, and I swear I can only actually remember the phrases that will probably never do me any good :)

5:36 pm  
Blogger DC said...

Eggbanjo - your spelling is a little out but apart from that top marks fella!

Kath - I can order beer in many languages.

5:57 pm  
Blogger SL said...

Amateur! The phrase you are looking for is:

"Can she have the bill, please?"

;o)

7:45 pm  
Blogger David said...

What's 'Help, I've been forced into a marriage of convenience and I need an annulment before the wife finds out?'

8:43 pm  
Blogger Pat said...

Do you manage to retain the phrases once you've moved on?

9:18 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah yes, "una mas cerveza, por favor, Seniorita!"

5:47 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, got an extra letter in Senorita...

5:48 am  
Blogger DC said...

Greavsie - how did you know about that little incident?

PI - some of it has stuck but not all.

Kath - see you remembered something useful!

6:13 am  
Blogger DC said...

Laura - a group of us (pre-army days) did a runner from a curry house once. We got half a mile down the road and found out that someone had paid.

7:21 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My postillion has been struck by lightning . . .



Hmmm. Think this phrase book is rather old. What's this 'V Reg.'
imprint doing on the flyleaf?

10:51 am  
Blogger J.J said...

Croatian keyboards are a bit strange...Y is bottom left and Ž, Č, and Đ all feature.

(How did I do that ehh? :-) )

9:34 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Stani ili putsam! Ya sam Britanski Voynyek!"

ah the phrases come flooding back don't they! I always liked "Volim Te!" (I love you!) which became a staple when talking to those devastatingly beautiful women while drunk on "extortinately for the IFOR soldiers" pivo in the local bars.

anyone remember Rakkia? (shudder)

12:21 pm  

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