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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Things You Should Never Do #1

We were in the the rest area of the guardroom. I'd just finished my hour checking peoples ID's at the main gate and now I didn't really have anything to do for the next few hours. We had a few videos but we'd seen them all before.

Me: "I'm bored."

Mate No.1: "Me too."

Mate No.2: "Bet I can eat more chillis than you can."

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats sounds like it could have a messy ending....

results?

7:04 pm  
Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

Can't you get kicked out for mental instability?

Ate chili chocolate once. Took 2 days to get off the bog.

7:42 pm  
Blogger Annie said...

Ooh... it's not going to have a happy ending, I can tell.

7:48 pm  
Blogger SL said...

Ha ha! BRILLIANT! Who won?

11:05 pm  
Blogger cookie monster said...

if you ever cut chilis up, and need the bog, for fucks sake wash your hands, i talk from painful expierence!

12:03 am  
Anonymous Mr Angry said...

At least when you eat them you can also drink milk or suck ice cubes to dull the pain.

Those options are not available when they make their reappearance on the way out however.

12:20 am  
Blogger Foilwoman said...

Oh, and I guess I know the rest of this story: And then they put you all on a train with closed windows and it got real stinky?

1:14 am  
Anonymous Stu Savory said...

Bet you were saying the Lord's prayer in German ;-)

"Farter unser..."

5:24 am  
Blogger Theblonde said...

Those of us who like chillis will know what price we pay for over indulging the next morning ....fire breathing butt springs to mind...

10:51 am  
Blogger Dave Goodman said...

Two words.

Ring.

Sting.

11:10 am  
Blogger Universal Soldier said...

Yes I won, yes it hurt a lot the next morning. And yes I've done it again since.

3:57 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good effort US. how many roughly did you have to chomp through to take the win?

7:46 pm  
Blogger Foilwoman said...

Military intelligence: learning from experience, or not, as the case may be.

3:23 am  
Blogger Foilwoman said...

Military intelligence: learning from experience, or not, as the case may be.

3:23 am  

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