Penis Extension
If a swanky car makes a chap feel like he's got a bigger cock then a Warrior Fighting Vehicle makes him feel like he's Ron Jeremy.With its' sleek lines, throaty engine and ground trembling tracks it is a truly impressive beast.
(Watch out Clarkson I'm after your job.)
Oh and if you drive it fast enough and hit the right bump you can get 'air' a la Dukes of Hazzard.
Our move to Germany had also seen our unit change role to that of Armoured Infantry.
Which was great because it meant we wouldn't have to walk anywhere anymore.
And for any geeks out there if you go here you actually look around inside a Warrior.
fired down the range by DC at 8:05 am
18 Comments:
Is that not every mans dream to have that size of gun between their legs. That looks fun to drive and by the sounds of it you enjoyed it too.
We had a tank drive down the high road once.
The guys hung out the top and were laughing about it. Nobody would drive near the thing.
Great.
LOL! Ron Jeremy has got it huuuuge!
GU - I've heard it makes you go light headed.
Laura - it's not the size of the ship it's the motion in the ocean.
Plark - yup people don't tend to tailgate armoured vehicles. Oh and tankies get very upset if you call a Warrior a tank.
Trish - it even makes my eyes water.
There must be a way to tie this post in with your comment on Greavsie's blog. I'll be back as soon as I've thought of one.
SB - you know the missus said exactly the same thing ;)
Katy - can't wait for that one. And yes the Deep Heat incident was entirely accidental. As was the incident with the chillis.
So no 'Cock - Suppressing fire' analogy?
I'm disappointed ;-)
Greavsie - I didn't really want to mention it, all a bit embarassing, Mrs S keeps complaining about the 'Rapid Fire'.
My oh my, what a big one. Wish I had one like that to impress the girls with.
... nothing. I tried, but... oh well. I liked looking round the Warrior, anyway.
Nick - better than a Porsche.
Katy - yup they're lovely - a bit cosy when there's 7 of you sat in the back though.
SB - no comment.
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FJL - I don't know what is the female equivalent - a boob job. Nice to see a ceasefire over at your place.
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I doubt if it is really relevant to what everybody else is talking about but my first husband 'did something secret in tanks.' I wonder if they have changed much since the fifties?
FJL - maybe because blokes think of these things all the time ;)
Pat - a little faster perhaps, a better gun perhaps. Basically still a big metal box on tracks.
SB - now I come to think of it doing 'something secret in tanks' does sound a bit odd. ;)
Boys and their toys
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