When I'd been in Northern Ireland I'd gone out very little. Even a 'big' night out ended at 1am when the bars shut.
Boy was Germany different.
7pm'ish - roommate and I crack the first beers of the evening.
7:31pm - start getting ready.
7:38pm - finish getting ready. Spend the next forty-five minutes drinking beer as roommate preens himself in a manner more befitting the female of the species.
8:30pm - hit the NAAFI bar. (Not in a literal sense I might add - that usually happens later).
Spend the next hour drinking beer and playing pool. According to the 'experts' nothing gets going down town till 'later'.
9:45pm - first yawn.
10:15pm - arrive at local German hostellry. Order pint in bestest remembered German phrase. "Sorry love - can't understand a word you're saying," is the reply. Bar staff all Squaddie's wives.
10:42pm - am introduced to the game of 'Nails'. This involves hitting nails into a very large log with the wrong end of the hammer.
10:46pm - first 'Nails' injury of the evening. Still sober enough to recognise that game involving precision, sharp object and large hammer probably best not played when drinking.
11:35pm - second, third and fourth yawns in quick succession.
12:25am - informed by bloke in the know that the night club next door is now open but it's dead in there.
12:36am - venture into nightclub. Bloke in the know was right - more life in a smoked haddock.
01:12am - introduced to the delights of Vodka RedBull (this was the mid 90's and still a new phenomenon at the time).
03:15am - haven't felt so awake in years.
04:00am - dragged out of nightclub by roommate and others 'desperate' to get home.
04:10am - they can't have been that 'desperate' as we are now sat in a German brothel.
04:11am - spurt large mouthful of beer over barmaid after being told the price of a drink. Realise I just coughed the equivalent of fiver over her. Consider asking her if she'll wring her top out into my glass and think better of it.
04:30am - blokes return satisfied. Suspect the ladies were less so.
05:15am - tucked up in bed.
06:30am - maybe I drank a little bit too much RedBull.